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Accidental Telepathy
04:18
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Accidental Telepathy:
The environment is fucked
Resources unrenewable
I know that I can heal the wound
With science true and beautiful
"Months of tireless toiling has rendered fruit unto me. My experiments with human sourced energy forge endless possibilities. Brain powered phones and heartbeat power tools, clean and pure"
Down within the deepest dark
I saw the light above
I have seen a different way
A shining path a brighter day
All across the world the dreamers
Wake to the sleeping song
"Blessings wrapped in calamity, caught in a rogue current I felt my brain die and arise with telepathic power. All are one and all bend to me. All life force is mine."
Down within the deepest dark
I saw the light above
You cant hide from me
Not even in your dreams
I know Everything
I've been walking through your mind
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Captain Blackbone Versus Marty The Twisting Kiloclops:
There was a black ship with blacker sails
Made of the roughest wood and the toughest nails
Every couple hundred years or so the black flag will fly and the crew will go
"The devils crew is what we be. Doomed to sail the 7 seas. You cannot drown what does not breathe. Earthly souls be what we thieve."
Across the sea a fog appeared but the skeletons they felt no fear
Up from the depths a beast arose with a thousand eyes screaming "What are those?"
The skeletons with rusty blades gazed upon the beast unphased
And hacked at tentacles that gripped and tried to sink the mighty ship
Suddenly the Captain woke with joint in hand he took a toke
Lightning strikes and thunder crashed and then the captain spoke
YOUR DOOM HAS COME
Hoist the mast
Cannons blast
Give your last
Bust your ass
The monster was a kiloclops, thirsty for some ghostly hops
A brew to quell the beast within and satisfy his need to sin
The pirate ship the beast was told, had many gallons in its hold
But but by the firey end of battle, he was slaughtered just like cattle
Upon the deck the pirates dance and echoed out unholy chants
From Africa to Barbados, all they meet become a ghost
Within the holds are shrunken heads and spectral ales in ancient kegs
No need for gold in the other realm, on this ship death has the helm
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Battlephilia
04:23
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Battlephilia:
When you hear my battle cry
You'll know that all my foes will die
Faces kiss my battle axe
And armored bones begin to crack
I dont need books and i dont need college
I eat brains to gain my knowledge
Veterans or new recruits
All will be scraped off my boots
Battlephilia
I Just wanna kill
Battlephilia
You probably should run
Riding upon woodland beasts
And bringing out my blades to feast
Blood and flesh I'll have my fill
Just look at all these men to kill
Longboats up and down your shores
Upon your town my allies pour
Shining steel cries out for more
Today I'll beat my old high score
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Last Goodbye
03:12
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Last Goodbye:
Hello Is anybody there
Is there someone who is sincere with
Claims they need to get outta here
Cause I'm gone I need to leave this place
So much too little has been said and done
We said we'd move on but still spinning re-runs
I'm lost with nowhere left to go
Can't breathe I choke and pace the floor
Is this the house I once called my home
And I'm gone with nothing no goodbyes
I'll be running fast with one finger high
Nothing here was ever worth my time
Same old streets and clenched teeth
Vacant scenes taunt restless dreams
This town bites like a parasite
Latchin' to your back it'll tag you with a bulls eye
So this is my last goodbye
So long to all to stay behind
We had fun while it lasted
But these days are now feeling stagnant
And all wrong
When it happens you have seen it
First stuck in a rut then turn complaisant
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5. |
Skapocalypse Now
05:18
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Skapocalypse Now:
A cacophonous sound echoes forth
Deep in the ground the ska gods awaken
Ending an eon of sleep
To make sure that mountains a butts are shaking
The dead rise up and skank the cities to dust
Sea to steam, sand to glass, guitars scream and symbols crash
Everyones moving, everyones grooving
This is skapocalypse now
The ground opens up to reveal
A brass born titan bright with elation
Looking for ears to enslave
His rhythms and jams will end all creation
The dead rise up and skank the cities to dust
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Betty The Yeti
05:59
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Betty The Yeti:
Im feelin kinda lonely these days and Im thinkin
I gotta find me a lady, whos not just into drinkin
So I download an app when Im crying at night
And spent the darkest hours swiping left and right
Oh why oh why cant I find the one
Finally a chick reached out to me
With bright blue eyes and some dank selfies
Her profile said that she was 8 foot 5
I asked if she would be the peanut butter to my knife
We really got to talkin bout our goals in life
A suburban existence far from all the strife
Holy shit hawk let her be the one
She asked me to meet up and at first i hesitated
But eventually said fuck it its bout time that I dated
I said I know this place thats down the street
Where you can get a ham that cant be beat
Waited for an hour and she never came
CATFISHED AGAIN
I got up to leave when I caught a smell
Looked and saw a creature that was straight from hell
She said "My name is Betty please dont run and yell. I know I may look evil but I got a story to tell."
Lord I hope that someone has a gun
When I tired to run bro you know she grabbed my neck
Sat my damn ass down and told me of her treck
It sounded kinda interesting I cannot lie
But that shits a story for another time
When she got to the end I started to cry
Took her to my place, made her feel sublime
And we made love
What can I say I made love to a yet
She stands 8 foot 5 and her name is Betti
Snow white fur and skin like Ice
She looks like a beast, but shes hella nice
and we made love
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Abducted
02:37
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Abducted:
I wanna be abducted, up to the stars
Alien friends please take me far
I need to get away from here, beam me up through the atmosphere
Dematerialize me break my cells
And rearrange them somewhere else
This earthly lifes just not for me I want to see the galaxy
I wanna be abducted
Sitting in my backyard with a telescope
Searching for my only hope
A UFO passing by that can levitate me into the sky
I know theres something out there, I wanna believe
That you can be Roger and I can be Steve
This earthly lifes just not for me I want to see the galaxy
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Charlene
02:47
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Charlene:
When Charlene opens her mouth
It's like a pestilential toxic cloud
Nobody wants her around
Because demons come out of her mouth
She used to run with the cool kids crowd
Till she met a demon manifested in shroud
Who punished her for her spiteful ways
She'll speak evil till the end of her days
Charlene, shut the fuck up!
Deep in Charlene the mortal is a gateway from hell to earth
Demons come through the portal no matter their unholy girth
Where Charlene goes no one can follow
Where Charlene goes all life is swallowed
Where Charlene goes I dare not tread
Where Charlene goes she wakes the dead
Charlene Charlene
I will never forget about you
Charlene Charlene
We'll remember everything you do
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The Flying Skaghetti
03:14
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The Flying Skaghetti Monster:
La dee da dee da dee da dee da
la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Wo ooo wo o o o o
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
God? NOO!
Flying skaghetti monster
Flying skaghetti monster
Flying skaghetti monster
I'm in love with you
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Dark Brotherhood
05:40
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The Dark Brotherhood:
Here we are great renewer
Through whom all spreads eternal
we offer you this life
so you may teperate in your flame and forge them anew
I can see her face
I can hear her name
The deathly sweet embrace
The kiss to end my pain
In the void there is nothing for you boy
Your mind is just a silhouette
Who wouldve thought that oblivion
Was a preferable fate to get
With just your eyes you can describe
The emptiness you feel inside
Its blood she drinks her belly's full
The void will open up and swallow you whole
The dark brotherhood does not disappoint, their work is known throughout the land
Your time is up, the deal is sealed, by the members of the Black Hand
The ritual the black sacrament the contract that was signed in blood
You turn around to a whistling sound, a knife appears with a dull thud
Suddenly you exhale drowning lost words
Your presence is requested by the dreadlord
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Sing-A-Long With Satan
04:15
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Satan:
Im in love with Satan and I want to bear his children
Satan has his wishes and I want to fulfill them
Every time he looks at me
His inferno gaze I feel it in my soul
S-A-T-A-N
Satan
Im in love with Satan cuzz he lets me win at X-Box
I'm in love with Satan cuzz he likes to jam to Dethklok
Every night after light
We play bean bags and drink beers with the moon
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