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Betty The Yeti

from Necroskamicon by The Land Before Tim

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Betty The Yeti:
Im feelin kinda lonely these days and Im thinkin
I gotta find me a lady, whos not just into drinkin
So I download an app when Im crying at night
And spent the darkest hours swiping left and right
Oh why oh why cant I find the one

Finally a chick reached out to me
With bright blue eyes and some dank selfies
Her profile said that she was 8 foot 5
I asked if she would be the peanut butter to my knife
We really got to talkin bout our goals in life
A suburban existence far from all the strife
Holy shit hawk let her be the one
She asked me to meet up and at first i hesitated
But eventually said fuck it its bout time that I dated

I said I know this place thats down the street
Where you can get a ham that cant be beat
Waited for an hour and she never came
CATFISHED AGAIN

I got up to leave when I caught a smell
Looked and saw a creature that was straight from hell
She said "My name is Betty please dont run and yell. I know I may look evil but I got a story to tell."
Lord I hope that someone has a gun
When I tired to run bro you know she grabbed my neck
Sat my damn ass down and told me of her treck
It sounded kinda interesting I cannot lie
But that shits a story for another time

When she got to the end I started to cry
Took her to my place, made her feel sublime
And we made love

What can I say I made love to a yet
She stands 8 foot 5 and her name is Betti
Snow white fur and skin like Ice
She looks like a beast, but shes hella nice
and we made love

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from Necroskamicon, released October 27, 2017

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